on summer break, band camp starts on 8/11

live from new york and bossypants (x2)
TV: it's always sunny in philidelphia, mad men, and veep

Film: Amelie

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Jack’s mom said to me that there’s only a few different types of men in the world. And at my age, I have met all of them.

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I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.


when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage




im already annoyed about school and i havent even gone back yet

im pretty sure i made this post during winter break 2012 and every once in awhile it starts to get notes again signifying the end of of some vacation 



You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

Parks and Recreation Alphabet → a
 ↳ alcohol

"You don’t even know one thing I didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn’t even do it once!"

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fml bye


send me cute messages 4 me 2 read in the morning

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Soho, New York City

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have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

send me cute messages 4 me 2 read in the morning