parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

alpha-deucalion:

bye i’m done

pauljbanks:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

bye bye little sebastian 

damn it jerry, you had one job

ezzykoenigs:

still crahsin after all these years

roaring-softly:

Malala Yousafzai, the coolest gal around by Tyler Feder

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

no offense but tbh imo ur all beautiful and great

teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig and Steve Buscemi talk about the status of New York City for AOL’s Park Bench

ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t answer your text/email/fb msg, i was too busy being overwhelmed by the prospect of human contact"—my forthcoming novella

hi talk to me maybe before i go to bed

prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can’t function without some sort of domesticity as well.

maxonshreaves:

when your otp is in an intense argument and their faces get closer together but then they stop talking 

and they look at the others’ lips

stves